September 2011
29 posts
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Kyoko has a blog: Yo quiero Taco Bell. →
(while still being asleep, my dad called and I picked up the phone.) Dad: Oí a su tía llamó esta tarde Dad: Qué te dijo cuando el bebé se debe? Me: I just want 2 gorditas and those 79 cent nachos, thats it, thank you Dad: ¿qué? KC está dormido? Me: I don’t want a burrito. Dad:…
Sep 29th
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Dammit, Dad!
Me: Have you seen my Toy Story stickers?
Me: I left them on the kitchen table this morning
Dad: Listen to yourself
Me: What!?
Dad: A grown woman asking her father where her missing Toy Story stickers are.
Dad: Grow up will ya!
Dad: Walking around here asking about some damn stickers, I've never in my life...
Me: You used my stickers didn't you.
Dad: ....
Dad: Huh?
Me: Dammit, Dad!!!
Dad: I WANTED TO DECORATE MY LAPTOP WITH BUZZ, WOODY AND THAT STUPID T-REX
Dad: AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM BACK!
Me: I've never in my life...
Sep 29th
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“On my way to Sears, have to pick up new vacuum. Went to vacuum your room this...”
– Text messages from my father.  (via brain-food)
Sep 29th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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That awkward moment when Dave's getting hotter and...
whispertoariot: thereneverseemstobeenough-space: jacksonunited: breatheoutt: HE GETS HOTTER THE OLDER HE GETS THO FGNDASGKLSDL; WHNAT IS THIS FUCKERY  that awkward moment when dave hits puberty at the age of 28 shhhhh just look
Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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me: aw my hair looks nice today
wind: no.
Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 13th